June 19, 2011
Not many people can say that their parents met in prison. I can. Sort of. Okay, they met in the employ of Canada’s federal prison system, but still. My dad worked as a guard and parole officer, and my mom was a parole officer and a warden. That’s right: my mom was a prison warden. […]
June 15, 2011
On my way to work one fine morn I came upon a gaggle of goslings and couldn’t help but film their fuzzy comings and goings. Note the epic gosling yoga being performed at 0:33. Hard to catch, but worth the scrutinizing. The soundtrack is Delayed Sleep Phase by… me!
June 6, 2011
Those who know me even a little, and those who have visited my lair will confirm for you a true fact: I collect a lot of obscure junk. If you collect junk hard enough you will eventually become known amongst your various associates as being a collector of junk, and slowly but surely they will […]
June 6, 2011
Welcome back. Recently I have made some acquisitions which I think you, good readers, might find intriguing. First off is the discovery of yet another strange feature of life here in Ottawa’s Chinatown. I was out for a stroll with some friends after a dinner out. It was about ten thirty and the air was […]